Barry Welsh is Coming

A celebration of the BAFTA Cymru award winning HTV Wales series staring John Sparkes

In search of humpback Whales

They are big, grey and splash about in the water. No, we’re not talking about the Fishguard WI swimming club, but humpback whales have been seen off the coast of Fishguard.

I spoke to the only person to brave the ocean and track them down; Geraint Pillock, Geraint, why are you doing this?

“Mainly because it’s a challenge, a challenge for me, it’s a challenge for the coracle and again it’s a personal challenge”

It’s one thing to paddle your coracle down the river Teifi, but isn’t it a little bit dangerous out in the high sea getting close to a 44-ton humpback whale?

“Thing is it could be very dangerous. On the other hand, it could be all right.”

In your quest as a modern-day Captain Ahab in Cardigan Bay, just how long do you expect to be out at sea in your coracle?

“Anything from between twelve and fifty hours.”

Twelve and fifty hours? Very Impressive, and I assume that you anticipate seeing these humpback whales in that time?

“Very optimistic, I will do it, but you’re talking about a long time but I will do it. I hope to do it the first time.”

I assume this has never been done before and that is the reason why you are doing this?

“Mainly because it’s a challenge, a challenge for me, it’s a challenge for the coracle, and because it has been done before”

Thank you Geraint Pillock… willing to take on any challenge mainly because it’s a challenge

From 22nd January, 2024

Ugly, The Past & Gromit

  • I went for a walk down memory lane recently and found it’s all been pulled down and there’s now a supermarket there
  • I just hope the re-enactment of the burial of Richard III helps them catch the blokes that did it
  • Whoever said that nothing’s impossible obviously hasn’t tried slamming a revolving door
  • I’m not saying I’m an ugly, but not even a boomerang comes back when I throw it
  • Reading an interesting feature in the Western Mail of the producers on how they made ‘Wallace and Gromit’; I always thought with Plasticine

Yobs, Monks & the Sun

  • You know when you are getting old, when a day to remember is just that. All you do is just sit there, remembering the past
  • Some yobbo attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat, and I was really impressed at how well he’d trained it
  • Had this really funny joke about the sun I was going to tell you, but someone has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it
  • The Doctor said that I am agoraphobic, but that’s nonsense as I hate violence of any kind
  • I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic

Medicine, Nan & Tea

  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine is wrong, I broke my ribs yesterday and now I’m in agony
  • Nan said “Siadwel, you start from the bottom and work your way up.” Is that a way to teach me how to swim?
  • I didn’t learn much foreign languages at school, but I remember the first three letters of the Greek alphabet I.O.U.
  • I’m so excited I almost wet myself, but that might also be because I’ve had several cups of tea and not gone to spend a penny
  • I always think It is sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels

llansamlet, Buses & Simon

  • I bought a new stopwatch from llansamlet (You can get anything you want from llansamlet) and it is brilliant it can go from 0-60 in a minute
  • I think education is really important. That’s why I’m taking a sandwich course; I’m learning how to make cheese rolls at the moment
  • It’s really great that the Americans have a public holiday to celebrate the science fiction film ‘Independence Day’
  • I had my first bus driving lesson today. So far I’ve learned how to drive straight past a crowded bus-stop when it’s raining
  • When I was growing up in Swansea I hated having a dad called Simon, because I had to do everything the old git said

Tennis, Rules, Anne Boleyn

  • I’ve got a job lot of tennis rackets for sale. First come, first served
  • First rule of Thesaurus Club is; that you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club
  • I can’t wait to hear myself on the radio soon, though it’s nothing particularly new as I often hear voices in my head
  • If there is one thing I learnt in in history at school was that Anne Boleyn actually had a brother called Tenpin
  • I noticed some of my flowers have died. As a mark of respect, I went out and tied a member of my family to a lamppost

Ventriloquism, Gravel, France

  • Gravel sent me a strange Valentine’s Day card. I just want to hug her, but it says that I’m not allowed to go within 1000 feet of her
  • I’ve just seen a very confusing book in the library today: ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’…
  • I’m not looking forward to the big game on Saturday, It’s not football, it’s called ‘Big’ and that’s where Garry Price kicks me about a bit
  • So if the ‘Tour de France’ is a epic bicycle race around France, then ‘Tour de Force’ is a land-speeder race on the planet Tatooine?
  • My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe, thirty five minutes later we finally got out of Swansea

Flowers, Gravel & Spring

  • Gravel told me to keep an eye out as it was bound to rain cats and dogs. Turned out she was pulling my leg, I felt like such an idiom
  • Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting “Live life full”. That’s just 3 random words. I’m going to try “Puzzled, mystified, baffled”
  • I love Spring as it is the only season to be named after a piece of metal
  • When I was little I took the eleven plus, which is not a shoe size for people with an extra toe, but an exam
  • These days I’m trying to be more environmentally friendly, I just go around the local park complimenting the trees and the flowers

Doors, Soup & Speakers

  • Has always puzzled me why are there only four cup-a-soup sachets in a box when there is five working days in a week
  • Granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. “Siadwel, It’s worth spending money on good speakers”
  • I’ve a feeling that I’m being watched. I’ve been looking at Goggle Street view and there has been a van outside my house for the last month
  • Why are we always asked to pray after a tragedy? Hasn’t God just made it perfectly clear that he really does not give a stuff about anyone?
  • Do you find that in life – When one door closes, you just can’t get the damn thing to open again

Spiderman, Gravel & Yikes

  • Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can I’m expecting the next film to have him surrounded by old cobwebs in the corner of a room
  • I uploaded a photograph of my girlfriend Gravel in a bikini on while on holiday. So far it’s got 23 yikes on Facebook
  • My birthday tomorrow and my Gran is very frugal and has sent me one of her old birthday cards, which is lucky really as I’d like to be 72
  • Many people have suggested that I should stand at the election, but I’m really quite comfortable sitting down
  • I can still remember the day when I realised when the ‘University Challenge’ teams on the telly were not actually on top of each other

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